Harvard’s Getting a Hilton
Unbelievable. Of all the members of the female gender in the world, Harvard University’s gleefully juvenile, occasionally humorous magazine the Harvard Lampoon has decided to bestow the title of Woman of the Year upon hotel heiress Paris Hilton.
Why? I suspect it’s because the boys who make up the majority of the publication’s staff are itching to see the 26-year-old Internet porn headliner up close and in the (hopefully as close to naked as possible) flesh. Meanwhile, the girls at the magazine likely just want somebody really notorious on hand to help the magazine’s annual ceremony get as much press as possible.
The non-event will take place on February 6. That’s when the irrelevant recording person and aspiring actress of no consequence whatsoever will visit the allegedly hallowed halls of Harvard University and the adjacent Square to receive her dubious honor, the Hastiest Pudding of the Lampoon Award.
Britney Spears was so totally robbed, but at least there’s always next year for her.
P.S. Don’t you just love that picture? Somebody, please give Farrah her hair back!
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